Mommy’s doing laundry and I’m making sure it’s done right.
How else would I sit?
“We’re out of dog food.”
“You can have cat food.”
NO! I am NOT a cat!
“OK, I’ll go buy dog food.”
Jeez! Some people!
He’s my mommy’s cousin’s dog.
That means we are second cousins.
Even though we haven’t met, I love Noodle.
Mommy meant that I was stinking cute, she just said it wrong. She does that sometimes.
I’m so handsome.
I had a very difficult weekend. I need my beauty sleep.
Is the best time.
This is my foot.
Mommy gave me a new bed. She won’t let me chew on it and pull the stuffing out of it. I guess that’s okay.