It’s cold outside, but I still have to do a perimeter check.
I really do.
She got me treats. She’s making me sit, like a good boy. Aren’t I a good boy?
Why does the kitty get to go over the fence?
I want to go over the fence, too.
Mommy said that baby New Year came last night. I can’t find any baby. Where’s the baby?
And now I’m in trouble. That’s not fair. I don’t like it when Mommy pays attention to the kitty. She should pay attention to ME!!
I love my mommy.
Isn’t this winter?
Can’t you see that I’m starving? Wasting away to nothing, right before your very eyes!